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Horses get turned into glue when they get old, horse riders go to the Olympics
We’ve always heard that life goes straight downhill at 30. By that point, your washed up, fragile, mentally lost, physically weak and your only options left in life are to join ESPN or learn the samba...
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Are you a squatter? If you’re going to the Olympics you better be
Beijing ran into yet another roadblock as they prepare to host the 2008 Olympics. Now it seems there is a problem with, of all things, the toilets. Apparently, most of the Chinese are squatters; not...
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Hey, Beijing, are you ready for these guys?!
Team USA is still looking for that perfect combination of mad skillz and selflessness from the NBA’s best ballers in attempt to erase years of frustration at the hands of its international...
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Tyson Gay is not a homosexual, not that there’s anything wrong with that
Wondering about the results from the U.S. Olympic track trials over the weekend? Don’t worry, you’re not the only one, we’ve spent the past 72 hours playing GTA4 while the ol’ ladies went to a bridal...
View ArticleNow that’s what you call a Worley bird!
Everybody is getting hyped up for the Olympics. OK, so some people couldn’t care any less about the Games, but that’s why here. Don’t forget, the Olympics aren’t always just about grace, power and...
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Odds and Ends: Hair today, gone tomorrow
The Olympics are rapidly approaching and the one question on everyone’s mind is, “Will the Nigerian football team players cut off their sweet locks or what?” Nigeria’s Olympic football coach Samson...
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Say hello to your official mascots of the 2008 Olympics
If you thought the Mighty Morphing Power Rangers, Voltron or The Planeterers were some incredible teams then you’ll appreciate the collaborative efforts of Fuwa; not to be mistaken with FUPA. In case...
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A simple solution for how the USA can dominate the Olympics
The Olympics are right around the corner, Friday to be exact, and we can’t wait to see the red, white and blue go berserk on some foreigner asses. And while we’re confident in Team USA, regardless of...
View ArticleEasiest first place finish in the history of competitive swimming
We’ve been known to sit on the couch for hours/days on end, stuffing our faces full of Doritos and washing them down with cases upon cases of Coors Light, but even our pathetic, flabby bodies could...
View ArticleBill Plaschke is what he eats
Links: [The Big Lead]: Bill Plaschke Went to Beijing and Ate a Penis
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